Sunday, June 24, 2007

wanna buy something? or my life as a child prodigy

I made this by inverting the digital image taken of early '70s spin art. Our machine was plastic, i think; maybe the models advertised on the spin-art page are industrial strength. 

I made dozens of cards like this and then went door to door in our neighborhood trying to sell them. This was sometime around second grade. I did a lot of door to door selling around that time and i hated every minute of it. I was so desperate for money for something (no clue what it was, but that aspect of my personality hasn't changed--there is always something), that i fought through it and tried to convince my neighbors to buy shit that they didn't need.

As a side tangent, one of the things that i dreaded the most was when an older girl/young woman answered the door. I could never tell if i should talk to them or their mother. I decided to usually ask for the mother, which worked to my benefit no matter who answered. I didn't do it on purpose, but i think that i made half of my sales by asking a woman if i could talk to her mother when she was the mother. This was 1972, well before mothers and cougars were on anybody's radar. I like to consider myself a pioneer.

A foreshadowing of my business acumen came when a younger kid from my block bought out my entire stock of spin-art cards and paid with a check! It wasn't even a check that he found or stole, he just wrote it on some paper. I'm wishing that i could say that i was only 3 or maybe even 2, but no, i was much too old to be that naive.

Someday, i want to have this painted on a full wall with the center of the 'eye' making the window. Maybe you'd like to buy some shit to help me finance the project?

Brookfield Zoo Face Making Contest Champion!!



Matthew won the face making contest easily. Here is his impression of "i'm gonna smack you in about one second" face.

We had a zoo day at Brookfield Zoo this past friday. Near perfect weather, lots of hot moms, cool animals--what more can you ask for on an early summer day? I woke up on the couch with m&m standing over me laughing and ended the afternoon with soft-serve ice cream and a game of 'smash uncle fathead' during the breaks of the Curious George cartoon. Good stuff.